Always Shit on My Mind
Always Shit on My Mind


Always Shit on My Mind

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3/8/14

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via burnthecommoncold)

3/8/14

jenn-i-lynne:

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

Truth!

(via curvygirl92)

24/7/14

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via hi)

24/7/14

hellugh:

can we talk about how an NFL player smoked weed and got an entire year suspension while another beat his wife and only got a 2 game suspension

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

24/7/14

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via hi)

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